George Carlin Quotes About Rain

We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Rain! Here are collected all the quotes about Rain starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 6 sayings of George Carlin about Rain. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

  • Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

  • We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

    George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
  • The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

    George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion
  • Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

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