George Carlin Quotes About Morning
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Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning
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And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.
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Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.
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When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.
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I never took reds or Quaaludes to balance out the coke. So when it got to be four in the morning and the gram was three quarters gone, I'd start wishing it was nine o'clock and hoping the guy got up early. But, of course, he didn't sleep either, so there was no sweat. During all those years, I was always looking forward to the next snort or the next guy I could score from.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.
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Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.
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I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long.
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