Bill Cosby Quotes
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I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.
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All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
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The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
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My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.
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And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
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If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
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It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
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I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."
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Grandparents are God's gifts to children.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.
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The heart of marriage is memories.
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If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.
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Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.
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A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.
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A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded.
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In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.
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