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  • My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

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  • When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

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    Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.28, Zondervan

  • I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

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  • My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

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Rodney Dangerfield

  • Born: November 22, 1921
  • Died: October 5, 2004
  • Occupation: Comedian
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