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  • You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

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  • Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

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  • If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

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    "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2012.

  • Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.

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  • If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women, that your children are at risk of riding that freight train straight into hell or an opium den. Then I'd parlay that fear into a chain of overpriced "rehab" centers that can cure them and shake Satan from their souls. But I am not that ambitious. I am a drunk.

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    Source: hightimes.com

  • Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

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  • I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

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  • Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

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  • There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

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Doug Stanhope

  • Born: March 25, 1967
  • Occupation: Stand-up comedian
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