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  • If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

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  • Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

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  • Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

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  • They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

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Doug Stanhope

  • Born: March 25, 1967
  • Occupation: Stand-up comedian
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