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Henny Youngman Quotes About Racing

We have collected for you the TOP of Henny Youngman's best quotes about Racing! Here are collected all the quotes about Racing starting from the birthday of the Comedian – March 16, 1906! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of Henny Youngman about Racing. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

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  • My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

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  • I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

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Henny Youngman

  • Born: March 16, 1906
  • Died: February 24, 1998
  • Occupation: Comedian
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