Henny Youngman Quotes About Marriage
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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