Doug Stanhope Quotes About Waiting
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I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.
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What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.
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Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
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I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.
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If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.
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