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Doug Stanhope Quotes About Cancer

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  • I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

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  • All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

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    "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, August 24, 2004.

  • Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

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    "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, 2004.
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Doug Stanhope

  • Born: March 25, 1967
  • Occupation: Stand-up comedian
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