W. C. Fields Quotes About Wine
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You can't cheat an honest man.
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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