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Quotes › Authors › S › Steven Wright › I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopp
  • I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

    Steven Wright: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.
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