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Quotes › Authors › S › Steven Wright › I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my b
  • I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

    Steven Wright: I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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