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Quotes › Authors › S › Steven Wright › I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come
  • I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

    Steven Wright: I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
    Steven Wright
    1927
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