Steven Wright Quotes About Writing
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It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
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I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
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My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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