Steven Wright Quotes About Wall
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I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.
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I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
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My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
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Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
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