Steven Wright Quotes About Waiting
-
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
→ -
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."
→ -
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
→ -
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
→ -
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
→ -
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
→ -
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
→
Related Authors
-
Norm MacDonald Comedian -
Louis C. K. Comedian -
Paula Poundstone Comedian -
Bobcat Goldthwait Actor -
George Carlin Comedian -
Eddie Izzard Comedian -
Denis Leary Actor -
Bill Hicks Comedian -
Bill Cosby Comedian -
Henny Youngman Comedian -
Demetri Martin Comedian -
Roberto Benigni Actor -
Groucho Marx Comedian -
Anthony Jeselnik Comedian -
Emo Philips Entertainer -
Johnny Carson Host -
Bob Newhart Stand-up comedian -
Edward Bunker Author -
Richard Pryor Comedian -
Mitch Hedberg Comedian