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We have collected for you the TOP of Steven Wright's best quotes about Today! Here are collected all the quotes about Today starting from the birthday of the Comedian – December 6, 1955! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Steven Wright about Today. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."

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  • I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

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  • If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

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  • I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops

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Steven Wright

  • Born: December 6, 1955
  • Occupation: Comedian
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