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Steven Wright Quotes About Sleep

We have collected for you the TOP of Steven Wright's best quotes about Sleep! Here are collected all the quotes about Sleep starting from the birthday of the Comedian – December 6, 1955! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 5 sayings of Steven Wright about Sleep. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

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  • When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

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  • Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

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  • When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.

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  • I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

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Steven Wright

  • Born: December 6, 1955
  • Occupation: Comedian
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