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  • I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.

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  • My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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  • I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.

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  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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    "Believe the hype: Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez might be the real deal" by DJ Gallo, www.theguardian.com. September 1, 2016.

  • When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

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  • Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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Steven Wright

  • Born: December 6, 1955
  • Occupation: Comedian
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