Steven Wright Quotes About Reading
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It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.
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I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.
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I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
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I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.
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