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We have collected for you the TOP of Steven Wright's best quotes about Money! Here are collected all the quotes about Money starting from the birthday of the Comedian – December 6, 1955! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 5 sayings of Steven Wright about Money. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

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  • I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

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  • The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

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  • A fool and his money are soon partying.

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  • I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

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Steven Wright

  • Born: December 6, 1955
  • Occupation: Comedian
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