Steven Wright Quotes About Fun
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
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I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
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There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can't get it anywhere else. And I've been doing it since I was 23, so it's part of my being - it's part of my fabric as a person.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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