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Steven Wright Quotes About Food

We have collected for you the TOP of Steven Wright's best quotes about Food! Here are collected all the quotes about Food starting from the birthday of the Comedian – December 6, 1955! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 6 sayings of Steven Wright about Food. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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  • I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

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  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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  • I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

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  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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  • I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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Steven Wright

  • Born: December 6, 1955
  • Occupation: Comedian
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