Steven Wright Quotes About Children
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I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
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I was an only child, eventually.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
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Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
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I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
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