Authors
Topics
About
Authors
:
Choose...
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Topics
:
Choose...
0-9
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Quotes
›
Authors
›
G
›
George Carlin
›
I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts a
I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.
George Carlin
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
2596
← Prev
Next →
Topics
Lasts
Used
Two
Sorry
Feels
Useful Life
Confetti
Comedian
Seconds
Related Authors
Kelly Carlin-McCall
Actress
Lenny Bruce
Comedian
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Ringo Starr
Musician
Steven Wright
Comedian
Lewis Black
Comedian
Bill Hicks
Comedian
Bill Cosby
Comedian
Rodney Dangerfield
Comedian
Chris Rock
Comedian
Bill Maher
Comedian
Dave Chappelle
Comedian
Alex Winter
Actor
Johnny Carson
Host
Larry the Cable Guy
Comedian
Sam Kinison
Comedian
Steve Martin
Actor
Bill Burr
Comedian
Richard Pryor
Comedian
Mitch Hedberg
Comedian
Popular Topics
Lovely Lady
I Love Rain
Pulling Together
Respect Women
Clock Is Ticking
Performance Review
Fruitfulness
Grids
Trayvon
Practical Experience
Strong Drink
Painted Faces
Tampa
Bagger
Can't Change The Past
Cartoon Network
Wrong Road
Self-government
Grandpa
Nutrition
Authors
Topics
About Us
Contact Us
Terms
Privacy Policy