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There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I'm selfish. I want everybody to laugh!
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
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Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories and make them funny. So, I'm not like the average comedian. They have an ending joke; they always holler Peace! I'm out of here, and walk off stage. So, basically, when I get through performing on stage, I just walk off.
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is - I think a pretty important part of being a comedian is really questioning things.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
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Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.
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When I approach villains, unless it's a drama, I'm a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view.
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I try to think of myself as a struggling competitor or specialist at my craft, much like a singer, dancer, comedian, or actor. So I'm struggling to do my craft and I'm continually trying to learn to do it better. I think that's what's really been my secret.
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When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.
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Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
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Wrangel pretended to combat the Bolsheviks, Bolshevism is Jewry. In order to retain the favor of the Jews holding the real power in England, France and the United States, Wrangel showed to the Jews signs of his submission to them. Thereafter the Russian masses abandoned Wrangel as a traitor or as a comedian. It is impossible simultaneously to be an auxiliary of the Jew and an enemy of the Bolsheviki who are Jews. Be it incoherence or treason, Wrangel deserved the same fate as Denikin and he got it.
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Even if I wasn't an actress or a comedian, I would be spreading love and laughter [with] whatever I did.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.
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I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.
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It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.
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I love it when artists talk about process! I love the movie Comedian.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
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Look at what you could have won!
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I feel like when you do Twitter, sometimes you just have an idea and you fire it off and don't really think too hard about the consequences of that. I think my reputation there is as a comedian and not someone to be taken seriously. But I like the idea of getting out false information and just muddying up the story and making it as confusing and, you know, schizophrenic as possible.
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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.
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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
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Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.
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I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
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