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Quotes › Authors › D › Daniel Tosh › Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs
  • Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

    Daniel Tosh: Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.
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