Bob Hope Quotes About Golf
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
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I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
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Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
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Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
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My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
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I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
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We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
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