Bob Hope Quotes About Age
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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
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