Bob Hope Quotes About Comedy
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
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