Funny Wine Quotes
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Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.
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I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.
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Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
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Wine ... offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than possibly any other purely sensory thing which may be purchased.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.
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A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.
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Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living.
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God made only water, but man made wine.
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Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
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Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
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Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.
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Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.
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Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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Life is too short to drink bad wine.
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One not only drinks the wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and-one talks about it.
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Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares
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A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.
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What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
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One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
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