Funny Fathers Day Quotes
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If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 'Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father's Day this year?' and he says, 'Nothing.' Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, 'He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No. 5 perfume.'
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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
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Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
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To her, the name of father was another name for love.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
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It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.
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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
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One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
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Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.
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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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My father was a statesman, I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not.
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
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You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
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Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.
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Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
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The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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