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Quotes › Authors › M › Mitch Hedberg › I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to wei
  • I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

    Mitch Hedberg: I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.
    Mitch Hedberg
    1954
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