Mark Twain Quotes About Wine
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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.
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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.
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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
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High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.
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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.
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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.
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The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.
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