Mark Twain Quotes About Drinking
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Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
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No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
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Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.
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