Mark Twain Quotes About Smoking
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
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A man's house burns down. The smoking wreckage represents only a ruined home that was dear through years of use and pleasant associations. By and by, as the days and weeks go on, first he misses this, then that, then the other thing. And when he casts about for it he finds that it was in that house. Always it is an essential - here was but one of its kind. It cannot be replaced. It was in that house. It is irrevocably lost...It will be years before the tale of lost essentials is complete, and not till then can he truly know the magnitude of his disaster.
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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
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If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.
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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.
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I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.
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More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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