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Quotes › Authors › J › Johnny Carson › I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $
  • I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

    Johnny Carson: I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.
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