Johnny Carson Quotes About Happiness
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Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Happiness is a tiger in your tank and a pussycat in your back seat.
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Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
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Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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