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Quotes › Authors › J › Jerry Seinfeld › A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, b
  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

    Jerry Seinfeld: A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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