Jay Leno Quotes About Liberty
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As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it - it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it anymore.
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The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that when you start misleading the American people and start taking their money over false promises, that's our turf, buddy!
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Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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