Irwin Corey Quotes
-
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
→ -
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
→ -
Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.
→ -
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
→ -
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
→ -
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
→ -
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
→ -
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
→ -
With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.
→ -
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
→ -
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
→ -
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
→ -
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
→
Related Authors
-
Tuli Kupferberg Poet -
Lord Buckley Comic -
James Thurber Cartoonist -
Lenny Bruce Comedian -
Brother Dave Gardner Comedian -
Mort Sahl Comedian -
George Carlin Comedian -
Terry Southern Author -
Barney Rosset Publisher -
Steve Allen Television Personality -
Jonathan Winters Comedian -
Andrei Codrescu Poet -
Luise Rainer Film actress -
Jackie Vernon Comedian -
Charlie Chaplin Actor -
Dick Gregory Comedian -
Bob Newhart Stand-up comedian -
Thomas Pynchon Novelist -
Shelley Berman Comedian -
Richard Pryor Comedian