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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
George Carlin
George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
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