Bill Hicks Quotes About Comedy
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
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