• I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

    Artie Lange: I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.
    Interview With Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.