Tyrannosaurus Rex Quotes

• Did you know that the Stegosaurus lived further away from the Tyrannosaurus Rex than we are from the Tyrannosaurus Rex in time?

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  Jonah Peretti

  Tyrannosaurus Rex   Knows   Did You Know  

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• I would give ten years off the beginning of my life to see, only once, Tyrannosaurus rex come rearing up from the elms of Central Park, a Morgan police horse screaming in its jaws. We can never have enough of nature.

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  Edward Abbey

  Horse   Central Park   Years  

  Edward Abbey (1954). “Slumgullion stew: an Edward Abbey reader”, E P Dutton

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• In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

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  Rachel Renée Russell

  Cute   Baby   Sneakers  

  Rachel Renée Russell (2011). “The Dork Diaries Collection: Dork Diaries; Dork Diaries 2; Dork Diaries 3”, p.542, Simon and Schuster

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• The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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  Carl Everett

  Sports   Dumb   Say Anything  

  "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

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• In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.

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  David Walliams

  Nice   Cake   Eggs  

  "Mr. Stink". Book by David Walliams, www.mirror.co.uk. 2009.

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• I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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  Phil Zimmermann

  Poodles   Might   Fleas  

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• Science can reconstruct Tyrannosaurus Rex from a fossilized bone and a fancied footprint, but it can't reconstruct God from the whole of creation.

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  Robert Breault

  Religion   Tyrannosaurus Rex   Bones  

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