Funny Valentines Day Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Valentines Day that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Our first and last love is self-love.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
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The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
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Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
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Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
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I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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