Funny Oxymoron Quotes
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Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
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Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
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A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
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I never liked you, and I always will.
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We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
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The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.
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I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.
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You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
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You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
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If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
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Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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I was always an independent, even when I had partners.
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Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
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I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.
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I never said most of the things I said.
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Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
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Of course a politician's promise isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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Tell them to stand closer apart.
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.
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I hate people but I love gatherings.
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