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How wonderful it would be if we could help our children and grandchildren to learn thanksgiving at an early age. Thanksgiving opens the doors. It changes a child's personality. A child is resentful, negative, or thankful. Thankful children want to give, they radiate happiness, they draw people.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.
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We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning.
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds.
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Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
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What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
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Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
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We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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He who thanks but with the lips. Thanks but in part; the full, the true Thanksgiving. Comes from the heart.
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Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings.
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!
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It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful 'in general.' It's very strange. It's a little like being married in general.
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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
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Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.
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Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'
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Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
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Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
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The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.
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Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.” —
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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
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I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means.
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