Funny Good Morning Quotes
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Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
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Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.
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Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
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I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.
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I let my head fall back, and I gazed into the Eternal Blue Sky. It was morning. Some of the sky was yellow, some the softest blue. One small cloud scuttled along. Strange how everything below can be such death and chaos and pain while above the sky is peace, sweet blue gentleness. I heard a shaman say once, the Ancestors want our souls to be like the blue sky.
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.
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Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise.
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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
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I vow to live fully in each moment.
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Every Morning You Have Two Choices: Continue To Sleep With Your Dreams, Or Wake Up and Chase Them.
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Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!'.
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Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
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In God we trust; all others bring data.
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It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.
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Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
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She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.
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You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life.
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The sun is but a morning star.
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Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.
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Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.
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Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.
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I love the smell of book ink in the morning.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Death is the final wake-up call.
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There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
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